2010
07.30
A TEENAGER is suspected of speeding in a stolen car seconds before a high-speed crash that killed him and his female passenger in Victoria. The 17-year-old youth and young female companion were killed instantly
There goes another two. Drive succeeded in suicide, passenger was killed by him. Suspected??? Have a look at the image, it happen in Melbourne, NOT on open highway.

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Category VIC |
2010
07.17
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are you doing?” he asked. “We need to know the height of the flagpole,” said one, “and we’re discussing the formulas we might use to calculate it.” “Watch!” said the English professor. He pulled the pole from its fitting, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said, “Exactly 24 feet.” Then he replaced the pole and walked away. “English professor!” sneer the mathematician, “We ask him for the height, and he gives us the length.”
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Category Funny |
2010
07.16
A FRONT seat passenger who survived an horrific car crash which left three teenagers dead has told a Toowoomba court that driver Dominic Anthony Joseph Hodal had been driving responsibly in the lead-up to the crash.
Is he kidding?
Quote:
The car was overloaded with seven teenage boys including two who were in the boot at the time of the crash.
Lech Blaine said he could not recall any talk of anyone getting into the car’s boot and didn’t see anyone do so.
He became aware of someone in the boot as they were leaving and during the drive those in the boot had waved their hands into the back seat, he said. After the crash, he had seen mobile phone video of the group in the car during which some of the boys were singing.
He was “driving responsibly”? You be the judge to that
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Category QLD |
2010
07.16
AN early morning police foot patrol was left gobsmacked after coming upon a couple providing their own version of Sex in the City on Ruthven Street.
Michael James Collard, 25, and Taya May Manley, 26, had been out clubbing and had become amorous en route to a taxi rank about 3am, Saturday, June 13, prosecutor Sergeant Greg Lewis told Toowoomba Magistrates Court.
The police officers attention was drawn to the shadows of the Bell Street Mall where the couple were locked in fond embrace, he with trousers at half-mast and buttocks in full view, Sgt Lewis said. The couple was having oral sex.
When the urge hits…. But after clubbing, maybe drunk (likely) they should still remember what not to do in public?
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Category QLD |
2010
07.16
A MAN, 25, has had his motorbike seized by police after he was caught driving at almost three times the speed limit at Lawnton, north of Brisbane. Police conducting radar operations on Todds Rd just after 5am on Thursday morning clocked the motorbike doing 174km/h in a 60km/h zone.
Auction the bike and let this idiot walk for the next ten years.
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Category QLD |
2010
07.16
The NT NEWS reports: A DARWIN mother has called on the Northern Territory Government to ban topless sunbathing at Darwin’s Waterfront, and she has been backed up by several other members of the public who yesterday complained to the NT News.
Note Darwin’s Waterfront is right in the middle of the city.
There is a nude beach in Casuarina, let them go there. In town there is no need to expose children and/or pervs to it. I do not understand the other comments like “Maybe the lady writing the article has no breasts??” plain rude. This woman has a good point, it has nothing to do with a free territory, just with manners and what we teach our children.
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Category NT |
2010
07.16
Since so many people asked me, here is my little birthday dinner. For the romantic occasion, this is for two people:
Butter fried garlic monster Prawns
6 real large Prawns
Oil
Butter
Minced garlic
Cream
Heat very little oil, just a film in a pan.
Add the prawns and cook for only a few minutes, do not overcook. The flesh turns white when they are done.
Add a knob of butter, some garlic and some cream.
Cook until cream changes into golden brown.
Serve hot.
Scotch filet.
2 thick filets, any fat trimmed off
Oil
Butter
Minced garlic
Cream
Little side salad to taste?
Heat oil in a pan, when really hot add the steaks and cook on both sides rare to medium rare.
Add a knob of butter, some garlic and some cream.
Cook until cream changes into golden brown.
Serve hot.
Fresh Shark
Here we call it barrel shark, it means you need chops or a whole baby shark, no longer than 60 cm and no filets. Cut if needed 2 4-5 cm thick cutlets.
Oil
Butter
Heat a little oil and when medium hot add the shark.
Let fry, covered with a lid until brown, turn shark and repeat.
Just before done (flesh is white and flaky) add knob of butter and pinch of salt.
Serve hot
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Category Cooking |
2010
07.14
A RELEASED pedophile declared dangerous to the state allegedly grabbed a 12-year-old boy at a skatepark south of Brisbane. He was convicted in 2003 for a range of offences, spending the next six years in prison.
Six years…. and back in again. As I always say there is only 1 penalty for crimes like his and if the law would apply it, this man would not have been able to re-offend.

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Category QLD, Stupid |
2010
07.14
At a pedestrian crossing with traffic lights they have these beepers for blind people, ever wondered what they do for deaf people?…..DOH
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Category Funny |