Lara Bingle

Posted by admin - March 11th, 2010

The press is full of her, she is full of her, but her new dress is cute, have a look:

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Michael Jackson was a ladies’ man, according to his bodyguards.

Posted by admin - March 10th, 2010

THE late pop legend was dogged by rumours regarding his sexuality throughout the latter part of his life, but according to his trusted security team – Mike Garcia, Bill Whitfield and Javon ‘BJ’ Beard – he was a heterosexual guy with normal desires.

Or he(it) was just a lesbian?

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Trendy bistro Klee Brasserie offers breast milk cheese

Posted by admin - March 10th, 2010

A CHEF at a trendy New York bistro is letting diners munch on fig and paprika cheese made from his wife’s breast milk.

Next door is a new bar offering Chocolate shakes, Mocha Shakes and Yellow Milk Shakes

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Chinese woman Zhang Ruifang, aged 101, grows ‘devil’ horn

Posted by admin - March 10th, 2010

AN elderly Chinese woman has shocked friends and family by growing a devil-like horn from the top of her head.

She is now known as Hor Ny Zhang

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Florida woman crashes shaving bikini area

Posted by admin - March 10th, 2010

A WOMAN who shaved her bikini area while driving caused a car crash in Florida Keys, prompting police to issue fresh warnings about safe driving.

Police reports it was a hairy accident.

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Five of the best accident excuses

Posted by admin - March 10th, 2010

1. Naked lady in the back seat

They weren’t shaving, but this driver blamed a five-car smash on the naked lady that happened to be sitting in the back seat.

2-year-old Teah Limitone was driving along as normal, with a naked lady in the back seat, when her naked passenger made a moaning noise, according to the St. Petersburg Times.

When Limitone turned to check on her flesh-flashing passenger, she flew through a red light and straight into oncoming traffic.

2. Vicar has a little trouble hanging curtains

We think everyone has probably heard a version of this one at some point, but this is probably one of the worst examples.

It appears a vicar was hanging curtains in his home, except this time he decided to do it naked. As you would of course, seeing as how there were no curtains, the most obvious thing to do would be to stand NEXT to a window, completely in the buff.

Unfortunately, he happened to come crashing down while attempting this feat, and fell onto a tool that is absolutely vital for hanging curtains – a potato.

3. A bench can be sexy too

Li Xing managed to get his penis caught in a bench in a deserted park after dark.

Eventually he had to be taken to hospital with the bench’s 2.5-metre-long metal base still attached to him.

Mr Xing decided that honesty was the best policy, simply telling police that he thought it would be fun to have sex with a park bench.

4. Man goes nuts on his penis

It seems men can’t help but put their penis’ in things, and this Malaysian is no different.

The poor guy just wanted to make his penis bigger before getting engaged the next week.

Obviously, the best way to do that is to hang a nut from it to weigh it down. Unfortunately for him, he then got an erection, which prevented him from removing the nut. In a cruel twist of fate it seems the nut then prevented him from losing the erection, leading to a vicious circle of nut-on-penisdom.

5. Excuse me sir, you seem to have a hoover attached to your penis

Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf had to head to hospital after he managed to superglue his penis to a hoover.

Thankfully he had a perfectly reasonable argument for how he ended up in such a predicament – it’s his job.

That’s right, the 42-year-old is a performer who pulls a vacuum across the stage with his penis, and before this particular performance he had to do a bit of maintenance to his old hoover.

Unfortunately he ended up supergluing himself to the household appliance – we’re sure A&E had a few raised eyebrows!

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Man marries pillow

Posted by admin - March 10th, 2010

True love can take many forms. In this case, it has taken the form of a Korean man falling in love with, and eventually marrying, a large pillow with a picture of a woman on it.

Well She or It wont talk back

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Face of Jesus appears on Marmite lid

Posted by admin - March 10th, 2010

He must be pretty desperate….

England AND Marmite?

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Lara Bingle nude photo scandal could be last straw for Michael Clarke

Posted by admin - March 10th, 2010

CRICKETER Michael Clarke has returned to Sydney to decide if he should continue his relationship with fiancee Lara Bingle.

Maybe he thinks that Lara’s stunt earned $200 000 is not enough money?

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Brothel won’t enter float

Posted by admin - March 10th, 2010

PLANS by Toowoomba’s brothel owner Jim Welch to enter a float in the Carnival of Flowers parade have been quashed before they could get off the ground.

What a shame, now we all miss out on seeing what goes on in there…

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